Resident Alien Card Please??

I know this post is jumping towards the end of my first trip ever to mexico. So after me and wendy keep grabbing our back pockets every 2 1/2 seconds for 4 hours in mexico to make sure we still had our ID's we finally arrive at the American border. This is after getting in and out of one cab about 3 times in a matter of 2 minutes only because we all wanted to make sure we all had a bad feeling about the cab we were getting in and out of. So randeep goes through the american border perfectly fine then my turn comes up and the border agent asks me so where's your green card? And i am trying to convince myself that i am born in america and i was so busy trying to convince myself i almost forgot I was born in oregon. so it came to me and I laughed and i still felt as if I was lying so i felt the urge to tell him Eugene, oregon so it would sound more convincing...weird isn't it when this type of stuff happens...why must i try to convince myself with the truth...i know my post probably makes no sense at all but you have to undesrtand I am running on no sleep for the past 24 hours and still recovering from being in fight or flight mode while still managing to be super paranoid.

Story #1

LeMans InDoor Karting

Harjot((indian)) Kulvir((indian)) Chris((philips)) Anthony((hybrid)) Jeremy((white)) David((black hybrid))

March 30th 6pm

All of us decided today was a great day to go kart racing, so we followed through on plans. We drove about two miles up and out of milpitas on warm springs and arrived at some company complex. Before you knew it we were out on the race track. All of us were equipped with racing gear; neck braces, helmets, and gloves. And finnally we got the go , to go race from the manager. This is when my horror began.

Things were fine we raced and raced, well atleast for the first few minutes. The people at LeMans Racing had about 12,000 rules and those rules were strictly applied. There were about three employees scattered through the 1/4 mile track, there sole purpose was to dictate the race. These fuckers had a variety of flags they would pull out for a variety of reasons. The reason that fucked with me most was the BLACK FLAG. Anytime some Rudy POO raised a black FLAG meant you had to goto the pits, and get punked by the manager.

The first time I went to the pits was very understandable, i spun out anf delayed racing. This 'suspension' was okay with me. The second time i got locked up was for supposedly passing a car when the YELLOW LIGHTS WERE ON. I never passed a fucking car when the yellow lights were on lol. BUt, you know how the story goes, i ended up in the pits.

Now im in the pits for the 2nd time. The manager is telling me "Hey kid, i know you can race. BUt you got one lAST WARNING if you MESS UP you are out, since that will be your 3rd BLACKKKKKKKK FLAG". I told him "hey bro, they aint getting the calls right". Im not one to complain much, but it was like what the fuck beyond what the fuck! Now im back on the race track , driving like a fuckin pansy because i was like barely into the racing session and already was near extinction.

Yup, I got the third FLAG. Some weird beeezy points me out of the pack of cars while waving the evil black flag and says, "hey, get in the Pits". Now this time the manager says " DUDE, COME ON, stop bumping". IM like thinking to myself WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? I barely bumped the wall, and here I am again getting roasted. I then begain to tell him my story about how I felt. He bought it, he shouldve and the racing resumed for me. WHen i got back the employees were in shock! The look on there face said" WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING BACK". I was just sitting back in my car like yea bitches, even though they had me drivng like a bitch through all the harrassment. All the cars were passing me up :( LOL...and im like FUCKKKKKKKKKK WHAT THE HELL!!!! Then KULVIR AND JEREMY PASSED ME UP......i was like OK LETS GOOO....I figured they wont punk me , if i drive along with these guys. I was right behind kulvir for about 1/8 of a mile.

Now im right behind Kulvir!!!! His car is fish tailing everywhereeeee and i'm like thinking to myself 'fuck put this guy in the pits'. LOL. ;) Next thing you know while im tailgating him , HE SPINS OUT ON HIS OWN, and I HIT HIM because his car got in my path. Guess what happend????

FOURTH MOTHERUCKIN BLACK FLAGG FOR ME!!!! At this point im driving into the pits..thinking WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! I parked my fast car in the parking spot and immediately spoke to the manager. He said "Whats going on man?". I Said " i DONT KNOW MAN , HE SPUN OUT I HIT HIM , AND NOW IM OUT HERE". He said "Hey bro, before you take off your helmet go race some more". He then cussed out his crew on the walkie talkies and told them to chill the fuck outtt and start getting the calls right. This was a huge relief, and i enjoyed the next 2 minutes of racing.

Since everyone else seemed to have had an above average expierence, I decided I will give the place another shot some other time. Im interested in having a good time, lol , not a wack time. This will officially be the first "TRIED SO HARD" post. All suggestions and comments are welcome!

Love
Harjottt

Good Job Sat

Hey Guys,

I just wanted to thank Sat for coming up and creating this idea with the blog. I believe its a really good way for the family to stay in touch with each other without much of a hassel. We are all in our own different Area Codes, and its good to know what each one of us is doing and experiencing. I believe if we continue to use this blog efficiently, it will help us all as a family. I really like it and enjoy it!

Just in the last few weeks i learned that mandeep is becoming a decent bowler, harmeet has too much time at work so does sat, half our family hates wheat thins and the other half loves, b-day reminders and the time periods they we were invented (thanks to sat), our weirdddd horoscope for the family (thanks to bid, lol), how dizzle paid to much for Dhal, the weird times we get drunk, and to see all of us on here (even bob). Can't wait to learn more!

Sat once agian buddy, Great Job!!!! much Appreciated.....

Love,
UgLy

Great Website for Music

I just wanted to let everyone know about a great website and most of all it's FREE...

www.imeem.com

It's great for listening to music, not downloading it. They have EVERY song possible! I usually listen to the playlists. Sometimes people put up albums before they are released and it's a good way to check out the album before buying/downloading.

For the longest time I was able to listen to music without registering but then recently, they asked me to register. Which wasn't bad. I had to give them an e-mail and they didn't spam my account.

Labels

Did you guys know that we can categorize our posts? When creating a post, in the bottom right corner, it has a box for "Labels for this post:". Just type in the category in that box. For example, I'm labeling this one as "Info". Later, we'll be able to look at all the "Info" posts together. You can create a new category, or use one of the existing ones. Just click "Show All" next to the label box. I think it might be cool to have a "Story" or "Stories" label.

coming through in the clutch...almost

last night i went bowling with this organization from school. we were playing 6 players vs. 6 players in our lane. our team was dominating the whole time but then near the end the other team was catching up. they skipped their good bowler because they wanted to see if they would even need him. so I am the last bowler, so i decide to wait to see how the other side does. so when its my turn i basically have to get 3 strikes in the 10th frame to guarantee the win. so my first bowl...i get a STRIKE! my second bowl...i get a STRIKE! my third bowl...i get 7 pins... :[ however, we still have hope! and we are very excited. so their final bowler (that they had skipped previously goes up)... he has to get 9 pins to beat us and he is a relatively good bowler. he bowls...and he gets 6 pins but its a SPLIT! 2 pins on each side. so it will be very hard to get 3 pins. we were thinking we got the win because its gonna be hard to get 3 pins. he bowls and hits 2 pins and one of em flings across and gets the other pin. WE LOST BY ONE PIN! even after all my effort! WAHH!

well i did get my highest score ever in that game...120. haha.

what's your highest bowling score?

love,
pretty

testing testing 1 2 3

just checking if this thing works... i'm having the most difficulty.. lol i'm computer DUMB now.. Well might as well say a few things then:

-Eddie griffin SUCKS at drivings!!!! i can drive better then that

-The New M3 looks really amazing especially the cockpit, i wish it had a sunroof, but i guess a carbon fiber roof is better.

-Imma be in the bay next weekend for my siblings b-days, so lets have HELLA fun!!

-Sat lets get some games set up now for next weekend, i'm down for B-Ball!!

-Bangalore is fun, i haven't done anything active for a week now, and i LOVE it lolol

-Miss home, can't wait to see everybody!!

Love,
UgLy

THE E92 M3 CONCEPT CAR OFFICIAL RELEASE FROM BMW NA!

http://shows.autospies.com/gallery/Geneva-Auto-Show-54/page2/manu-BMW/

http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/AutoshowArticles/articleId=108751?tid=edmunds.il.home.photopanel..1.*

San Diego

hey guys I am going to be in san diego on friday and I was wondering if you guys can suggest some good places to eat at. Oh and Sat whats the name of the mexican restaurant in old town san diego, the one with supposedly the best margaritas? I will be taking my laptop with me and posting blogs of my trip so stay tuned folks!

Jasmine's b-day

It's older Jasmine's birthday today! And the younger one in a few days!

Happy Birthday, Jasmine!

hey gays..nobody posted..so i thought i would post..so i have nothing to do right now..absolutely nothing..and i love it! have a wonderful day..and enjoy the rest of your day at WORK!!!!..hahaha

Your whenever I get time family horoscope AKA your daily weird.

You all will feel disgusted when you learn that someone you ALL know showered last on Satuday march 24 and didn't shower again until Wednesday March 28. Other than that make sure to put on lotion for the rest of your life otherwise your skin will flake and fall off!! Rest assusured you all will eat and drink today. You all will experience small to moderate hair growth (I wont go into details about exact regions of hair growth). Expect an uncontrollable feeling of love for the person who made this post and remember being nice to the person who made this post will bring good karma, good furtune, and good times.

Eddie Griffin crashes Ferrari Enzo

Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo (only 400 were ever made) while practicing for a charity race to promote his new movie Redline yesterday. Griffin said:

"Undercover Brother's good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can't drive."

The Ferrari belonged to the producer of Redline, who said:

"I'm glad Eddie came out of the crash okay, but my dream car got destroyed. I went to my trailer for about 15 minutes and I thought, 'There's people dying every day. A lot of worse things are happening in the world.' "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4dqYKbnPCQ

I was trying to link the stupid video but it wasn't working for me.... So, you get a hyperlink instead.

thizz dance

THIS IS HILARIOUS GUYS. theres some cuss words in it so it might not be appropriate for work. I guess he's trying to be the Bay Area Ali G.

Hot & Cold

So far there are no birthdays in May, June, and July... Does that mean, there was no activity (conceptions) in August, September and October?

Furthermore, I noticed that there are a lot of birthdays in April & September, so does that mean December and July are the *hot* months, and Aug, Sept, & Oct are the cold months?