An Exception!

Ok boys and girls I found a loop hole to the daily shower rule. I think its so annoying to shower everyday, you're going to get dirty anyways so whats the point. However, i have discovered a short cut in life, one shower can equal two showers! Ok so heres the secret, shower at midnight every other day and since you are showering at midnight you have that days showering covered as well as the next days showering. Now lets put this theory into practice, say its friday so at midnight you are in the shower and you get done say 1230am saturday morning and your friends or family ask you on saturday after noon "so did you shower today?" and you can most definitely respond with a "YES!" Now the magical part of this theory is when your friends or family continue further by asking "but did you shower yesterday?" and yes folks you can give them a big honest "YES!" for that question as well. You feel clean before going to bed and you feel accomplished and the best part is when you wake up you still feel clean. I am definitely going to implement this theory into my lifestyle, i can wake up every morning knowing that one thing is done on the "to do list". Any suggestions or insights regarding my theory please feel free to contribute.