Name Change?

I think the blog name should be changed to the Harmeet Sat and Bidoo blog! I know all of you guys have interesting daily stories. Start posting! To motivate you guys i will tell you all whats my concern for today. So this morning I woke up with a red spot on the white part of my eye I am not one of the people that gets these sort of things so i freaked out. So right now before i call my advice nurse, Suzy again I figured i probably popped a blood vessel while I was straining to pass some stools. This brings me to my second symptom I have been constipated for 1 week now. However, I did call the advice nurse about this one and she told me to take Metamucil so i can be regular again. Now i am thinking regular in a mental sense or regular in stool consistency. Either way i need all the regular i can get. So the third symptom i have is i swear i noticed whiteness and enlarged taste buds in the back of my tongue. So like normal i consulted WebMD (this is sometimes better than he advice nurse). I don't think its thrush (yeast infection in my mouth...ewwwww). Okay i know i am a hypochondriac so all of you go to the mirror check out the back of your and report back to the blog ASAP. its a matter of life and DEATH! Then the other day Monday morning to be exact i felt extremely nauseous on my drive to Davis (no it isn't morning sickness!) i kept trying to hold it in so i wouldn't be late for class and I actually felt better after i had some 7up when i got to school. I also have tummy aches which may be related to the constipation but i don't think so! now the last and hopefully the final symptom is shortness of breath and feeling fatigued...however, this may be related to walking up 2 flights of stairs since that's the only time i experience this and due to lack of exercise but i don't believe in exercise its so unnatural. Do we read in history books about cavemen running on the treadmill??? Yeah i didn't think so. So move over sat because its time we get the limelight on me. So i think i have this weird new disease that doctors don't even know of yet the symptoms include red eye, constipation, pain in the lower abdomen, fatigue, shortness of breath, cancer on the tongue and nausea. Now you guys must post and make me feel better and let me know what you guys think it is.