Your daily (weird) Horoscope

Be suspicious of ocean front properties in Arizona. Don't take an alaskan cruise in Utah. If you follow these simple rules of life you will do alright. People on mars are dying everyday, we just don't know because there are no survivors to tell us. To help save the Martians send money or checks payable to Sukhdeep (CEO of Martians Have Feelings Too), everyone who dontates will recieve in the mail a picture of their very own martian they are helping to save. There are currently two maritians available for adoption; Harjot and Randeep. Anyone interested please contact the CEO of Martians Have Feelings Too. Today is a unlucky day, you will not win the lottery today.

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