Tuesday, June 17, 2008

who is on this still

anyways...check this out


i know G will like it

Monday, June 2, 2008

Natasha and Daniel Bedingfield

Hey guys check out this video, its pretty cool. The song is from before natasha became famous and its performed with her brother. Towards the end they have dholis come out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaAZwA9mN1o

Friday, May 9, 2008

I need a DJ

I need a DJ for the wedding reception. We're thinking about going with DJ Precaution. Anyone know anything about him? Or do you know of any other good DJs? And what's a typical rate for a wedding (about 5-6 hours)? The date is August 31st in Sunnyvale. Any input would be appreciated. Thanks All!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

SIIIICK!

only necessary to watch like the first 3 minutes. Punjabi! (it was just the best quality clip!)

Monday, April 21, 2008

LOL Videos

http://tapespace.com/view/Backyard_Wrestling_Failure


listen to the end, the guy gets cut off but you'll know what he wants to say


http://tapespace.com/view/Eagle_Throws_Goat_Off_Cliff

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Happy Birthday, Seemz!

Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday, Dear Seeemaaa.

Happy Birthday To You!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Happy B-Day Shana!

Hope you had a Great 21st! Happy Birthday!!!!

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Another Reason I Love Google.

For those of you who don’t know, I have a strange and borderline obsessive fixation with the tech monster that is Google. Now, I can go on and on about my love for all things Googly (let’s not even get into the wonderful world of GChatting), but today I will leave you with just one of the reason I love Google:
Google is funny!!!

Every year Google pulls an April Fool’s joke on their faithful followers. I am pretty sure this year it is their great custom time option.
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html
[check out the testimonials--see! funny!]

Someone else also sent me a link to another potential Google April Fool’s prank. (An application for people to apply for a position to be sent to Mars by Google and Virgin [cleverly titled Virgle].) http://www.google.com/virgle/application.htmlvirgle_assessment

Of course I completed the application just to see what humorous things Google comes up with...lo and behold I found an entirely new reason to love Google...Google can predict the future! (yeah so what if I found another reason to sneak my love for Google in...it’s my post.) Once I clicked submit, I received the following results:

Well, you’re distressingly normal and could conceivably adjust to life as a deep space pioneer, though we recommend instead that you leave the Mars missions to the serious whack jobs who scored over 130 and instead finish year 3 of law school, tuck your toddler into bed, design Web 2.0 applications, run for Congress or do whatever other normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road thing you’re currently doing with your normal, healthy, middle-of-the-road life. If you’re determined to give Virgle a try, though, you can submit your video here.



Yeah almost all of it doesn’t apply to me-- but the "finish year 3 of law school" does and THAT, my friends, is why Google is amazing!

ultimate steal!

Microsoft Office for $59.99!

http://www.theultimatesteal.com/store/msshus/ContentTheme/pbPage.microsoft_office_ultimate

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Indian Superman

Friday, March 7, 2008

Some funny stuff....

Peter Kay One Liners
1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on
it. I said 'Thyroid problem?
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston
Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I
turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names
will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all
the way.
8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably
why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
9) S*x is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to
help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.
11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
13) You know that look women get when they want s*x? No, me neither
14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they
don't understand, such as working for a living.
15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this
before.

PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet
cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
7) You never know where to look when eating a
banana.8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through
and then raced against the flush.
11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm
broken by a swan.
16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin
piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

SOME GREAT QUESTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PETER KAY
1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?
5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through
mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
9) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp
no one would eat?
10) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these
dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
12) What do people in China call their good quality plates?
13) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to
their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
14) What do you call male ballerinas?
15) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?
18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the
universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere,
you have to touch it to make sure.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Happy Birthday Bob!!


Hey guys, its Bob's 35th birthday today, so don't forget to wish her a happy birthday. The picture above is not a picture of Bob, its Bidooo Bear!!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

bidu's famous

Monday, March 3, 2008

Bon Fire?

Hey All, let's plan a Bonfire... I know the weather is kind of cold at night, but it's starting to warm up. Let's start setting it up now, so everyone can plan to attend... what do you think?

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Happy Birthday Kulvir!!!

Hey guys its Kulvir's 22nd birthday today, don't forget to wish him a happy birthday.